Father is a Pharmacist
Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner b4 eating with her parents he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u are such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father is a pharmacist!
Man to super hot air hostess: whats Ur name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz
Man: lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess smiling: "same price" :DGareebo Ke Sath
Air hostess: Eva Benz
Man: lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess smiling: "same price" :DGareebo Ke Sath
Teacher: Hmay Garibon k Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hain.;-);-)
Dirty People
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It�s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
From: Qamar
From: Qamar
