Women Are Diff?Rent Frm Men
Women are diff?rent frm men:
*Dey look gud in skirts or shorts!
*Der?s ?Women?s Day,? but no ?Men?s Day.?
*Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can?t.
*Women can cry n still look good.
*When men cry, they look like dorks.
Most of all,
*women know d difference between a comfort room & a wall? Haha!
*Dey look gud in skirts or shorts!
*Der?s ?Women?s Day,? but no ?Men?s Day.?
*Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can?t.
*Women can cry n still look good.
*When men cry, they look like dorks.
Most of all,
*women know d difference between a comfort room & a wall? Haha!
Ek Aurat Ki Ankh Sooji Hui Thi
Ek aurat ki ankh sooji hui thi
Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hai.
Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huwey they!
Aurat: Main b yehi samjhee thi.:-(
Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hai.
Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huwey they!
Aurat: Main b yehi samjhee thi.:-(
Each Indian Women Iz
Each indian women iz
?ranii laxmee bai?
Be 4 marriage ?ranii?
After few yrs of marriage ?laxmee?
n after kids born she iz just ?bai?
?ranii laxmee bai?
Be 4 marriage ?ranii?
After few yrs of marriage ?laxmee?
n after kids born she iz just ?bai?
Women Qualities
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she c
Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she c
Aap Ki Sabse Bari Taaqat
A Lady To Another : Aap Ki Sabse Bari Taaqat Kia Hai? 2nd Lady: Mera Shohar 1st : Aur Sabse Barri Kamzori? 2nd : Tumhara Shohar
Standing At The Door
Q ? what?s the definition of women?
Ans ? someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won?t sit
because of lack of time !!
Ans ? someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won?t sit
because of lack of time !!
A Successful Woman
A Successful MAN Is One Who Makes More Money Than HIS Wife Can Spend A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man
Whn Women Love Us
Whn Women Love Us,
They 4give Us Evrything,
Even Our Crimes?
But
When They Dun Love Us,
They Blame Us For Evrythng
Which V Din?t Do Even ?
They 4give Us Evrything,
Even Our Crimes?
But
When They Dun Love Us,
They Blame Us For Evrythng
Which V Din?t Do Even ?
World Without Girls
Imagine World Without Girls Roads Sunsan Markets Viraan Na Janu Na Jan Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan Bus Namaz & Quran & Saare Larke Direct Jannat Ul
Difference B/W The Memories Of A Woman & Man
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & ManA woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn?t marry?.
