Sunday, 25 December 2011

Urdu Love Sms


bewafai

jis ka tm pochte ho wo tu kb ka mr gaya usko kisi ki yad ne zinda jala dia
Tmhain Yaad Ho k Na Yaad Ho.
kabi hum main tum main qrar tha,

tmhain yaad ho k na yaad ho,

humain ajj b zara zara sa yaad hai,

tmhain yaad ho k na yaad ho,

kabi hum main tum main chah thi,

kabi hum main tum main b rah thi,

kabi hum b tum b thay ashna,

tmhain yaad ho k na yaad ho.

Faraz Sms Messages


Kahin Wo Bhi Na Keh Day 'Teri Mehrbani'

Baqol faraz:
ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani
kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'


Aaj Toot Ker Uski Yaad Ai To Ehsaas Howa

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa
FARAZ??

Uthar jayein dil main to bhulaey nai jaty



Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey

“Her Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey Ho
“FaRaZ”
Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men

Bara Haseen Samudar Hay

Kisi Mast nigah main doob ja Faraz..
Bara Haseen Samudar hay khudkushi k liye!!!


Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi

Rat K 3 Bajay Ka Time Tha..
Mai Akeela Tha
Meri Annkh Badal K Garjanay Ki Wajha Se Khul Gai
Akeeb Khuf Aur Andhera Chaya Hua Tha
Mai Ne Lite On KI Pr Bijli Nahi Thi
Itne Mai Darwaza Bja
Maine Poucha Kon ?
Lekin Koi Na Bola
Mai Darwazay k Pass Gaya Aur Pocha Kon???
Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

” FARAZ ”


Kitnay Faraybi Hain Is Dor K Jugnu

kitnay faraybi hain is dor k jugnu, FARAZ,
Roshni dikha kr andheron ki tarf bulaty hian?

Kitni Dair Hui Koi Sawal Nahi Ata

Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata
Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata!:-


Choom Leta Mai Uske Haseen Hontun Ko

Choom leta mai uske haseen hontun ko Faraz..
Per uski behti naak ny mera irada badal dia..

Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho

Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”

Shabe E Barat Sms Messages


Rehmaton Ki Hai Ye Raat

Rehmaton ki hai ye raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa lena rab se har baat,
Duaon men rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho ap ko,
Shab-e-barat

Aapko {SABE BARAT} MUBARAK Direct Dil Se!

Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko {SABE BARAT} MUBARAK direct dil se!
Dua Ka Talib?.

B4 My Books Are Sealed Tonight

Ae Malik.e.Arz O Samawat?
Ae khaliq kainat humen hamesha mahfooz farma?
Beroz Gari Se,
Tangdasti Se,
Azmaesh Se,
Riziq Ki Kami Se,
Ruswai Se,
Qaraz Se,
Maraz Se,
Jahanum Se,
Hisaab Kitaab Se,
Walden Ki Na Farmani Se,
Deen Ki Doori Se,
Amanat Me Khianat Se,
Or Bai Emani Ki Maut Se.!
? AAMEEN ?
?SHAB-E-BARAT? Mubarak ho apko or apki family ko.

B4 My Books Are Sealed Tonight

B4 my books are sealed tonight,
i would like 2 ask u 2 please forgive me 4 anything i may have done 2 hurt you.
Intentionally or by mistake!
Shab-3-barat Mubarak ho,
Keep praying for me

Shab-E-Baraat Khari Hai

Shab-e-Baraat Khari Hai
Intihai Nazuk Raat Hai
Allah Ki Bargah Me Logon K Amal Pesh Hote Hen
Aj Tak Meri Janib Se Jane Anjane
Me Apka Koi Haq Talaf Hogaya Ho
Koi Bat Buri Lagi Ho to Me Apse
Muafi Mangta Hun
Khudara Mujhe Is Bari Raat Se Pehle Pehle Muaf Karden
JazakAllah..

Qabuliyat Ki Ap Pe Barsat Ho

Qabuliyat Ki Ap Pe Barsat Ho
Khushiyon Se Apki Mulaqat Ho
Koi Khuahish Na Rahe Baqi
Aisa Mubarak Ye Shaban Ka Chand Ho
Shaban Mubarak

Plz Mujhe Muaf Kar Dena

15 Shaban Kareb Hai
Allah Har Gunah Ko Mafi Mangne Par Muaf Farmata Hai
Siwae Hukook-Ul-Ibad K
Woh Allah Tab Tak Muaf Nai Karta
Jab Tak Insan Khud Us Shaks Se Muafi Na Mangle
Jiski Geebat/Chugli Ki Hai
Aur Yeh 1 Asa Guna Hai Jiski Waja Se Log
Cut Cut Kar Jahanum Me Phenke Jayenge
Plz Mujhe Muaf Kar Dena
Agar Mene Apki Koi Geebat/Chugli Ki Ho
Ya Kabi Ap Ka Dil Dukhaya Ho..
Allah Sabko Apni Affieat Me Rakhe Ameen.
Mene B Apko Muaf Kia
Plz Ap B Muje Muaf Karden

Allah Ap Par Rehmat Kare

Aj Rat Faisle Ki Ghari Hai
Kal Sab Ki Zindagi Moat Ka Faisla Ho Jaye Ga
Mujhe Nahi Malum K Mere Pas Kitna Waqt Reh Gaya Hai
Is
Liye Jane Anjane Me Mene Ap k Sath Ziyadati Ki
Ya Dil Dukhaya
Us K Liye M Mazrat Khawah Hun
Is Umeed Par K Ap Mujhe Muaf Kar Den
Ge
Shayed
Phir Mujhe Mohlat Na Mil Sake
Allah Ap Par Rehmat Kare

Shab-E-Barat Mubarak Ho

Jo Aj Ki Raat 3 Martaba
Surah Yaseen Parhe Ga
Allah Uski
Umar Me Barkat
Rizk Me Izafa Aur Farakhi
Aur Naghani Afaat Se
Mehfooz Rakhe Ga
Shab-e-Barat Mubarak Ho

Mubarak Ho Aap Ko Shab-E-Barat

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap ko,
Shab-e-barat

Good Morning Sms Messages


LiFe Is LiKe A

LiFe Is LiKe A
cHoCoLaTe BoX ..

EaCh ChOcOlAtE iS lIkE
a PoRtIoN oF lIfE ..

SoMe ArE cRuNcHy
SoMe ArE nUtTy
SoMe ArE sOfT
bUt
AlL aRe DELICIOUS

gOoD mOrNiNg (:

Raat Pe Sawera Chaa

Life Is Like
Mathematics ...

[+] Add Friends

[-] Subtract Enemies


[*] Multiply Joys


[/] Divide Sorrows

Good Morning ...
Have A Blessed Day <-:



Raat Pe Sawera Chaa

Raat Pe Sawera Chaa
Gaya

Suraj Roshni K Saath
Aa Gaya

Ye Mahol Subha Ka
Sab Hi Ko Bha Gaya

Aur Aap Ne Aankh Kholi

Tou

Msg Humara Aa Gaya


Good Morning .. :) 

Little Keys Open

A Smile Is Like A
Simcard
&
Life Is Like A Cellphone
Whenever
You Insert The
Simcard Of A Smile ,
A Beautiful Day Is
Activated ...

Good Morning
&
Keep Smiling (: 

Little Keys Open

Little Keys Open
Big Locks
Simple Words Reflect
Great Thought
Your Smile Can Cure
Heart Blocks
So Keep On Smiling
It Rocks \oo/

Good Morning (: 

In A Cool-Cool Morning

In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee...
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning. 

GoOd MoRnInG

GoOd MoRnInG

Todays Weather
4cast...

It wud b cloudy if U
frown
Rainy if U cry
Clear if U r Happy
Sunny & Pleasnt if U
Smile
&
Stormy if U Sing ... ;->

Have A Blessed Day (:

G_od
O_ffers Us
O_utstanding
D_evotion

M_ake Us
O_bidient &
R_eady For
N_ew Day 2
I_nitiate
N_ew Aim For The
G_lory Of Life

Have A Blessed Day (: 

God Unfolds Each Day Like

God unfolds each day like the petals of a rose, each gentle touch a beauty to behold.
Hope each of your moments today be so held with His tender loving care. 

These Are Just

These Are Just
18 Letters
Yet
They Mean So Much
When
Warmly Sent
just To
Keep In Touch

"T a k e
C a r e
O f
Y o u r s e l f"

Good Morning ... (:

Ghazal Sms Messages


Anmol Na Thay..!

ankhon me jo tehreerain theen!
honto pay vo bol na thay…
Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq!
Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay…
Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
ye us ka haq tha lakin…
Wo b hum ko toot k chahey!
Hum itnay “ANMOL” na thay….

Bewafa Sms Messages


um Rooth Jaoo Mujhse

Tum rooth jaoo mujhse
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main ik Nazar ko tarsun
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main Pooch Pooch haarun
So so sawaal kar ke
Tum kuch jawab na do
Aisa kabhi na karna
Mujhse hi milke hasna,Mujhse hi milke rona
Mujhse bichard ke jee lo
Aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chaand banke rehna
Main dekhta rahunga
Kisi roz tum na niklo
Aisa Kabhi na karna
Tum chale jaoo
Jab bhi to dekhun tumhara raasta

Tum loat ke na aaoo
AISA KABHI NA KARNA
AISA KABHI NA KARNA


Kya Hoon Main Aur Kya Samajhte Hai

Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai,
Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale,
Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna,
Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale.

TUM BIN JIYA JAE KAISSE

TUM BIN JIYA JAE KAISSE …
TUM BIN RAHA JAE KAISSE…
SADIYOON SE LANMBI HAIN RATAIN…
SADIYOON SE LANMBE HAIN DIN ..
AJAO AB LAOT KAR YEH DIL KUCH KEH RAHA HAY
AJA LAOT KAR YEH DIL KUCH KEH RAHA HAYBy



Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil Ki Dawa Nahi

ZINDAGI bewafa kyun hoti hy.
WAFA karny ki saza kyun hoti hy.
Choti c baat pe baha dety hain KHOON.
Insan mein itni ANNA kyun hoti hy.
Karta hun mein jis se baar baar TAUBA.
Elahi mujh se wohi KHATA kyun hoti hy.
Banaaty tu hain hum apnay haathon se MASJID.
NAMAZ apni he phir QAZA kyun hoti hy?

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil Ki Dawa Nahi

Sab kuch hai mere pas per dil ki dawa nahi
Door wo mujhse hai per main khafa nhi.
Maloom hai ab bhi pyar karta hai mujhe
Wo thora ziddi ha mger bewfa nHI

Kabhi Koi Apna Anjan Ho Jata Hai

Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai,
Kabhi Kisi anjan se Pyar ho jata hai,
Zaroori nahi jo khushi de ussi se Pyar ho.!
Dil torne walon se b Pyar ho jata hai.



Ek Khushi Ki Chaah Mai Har Khushi Se Dur Huye Hum

Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum…
Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum..
Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa…
Aur jamaane ki najar bewafa ke naam se mashur huye hum…

Ek Baar Jo Gale Lag Kar Roney Diya Hoota

Ek baar jo gale lag kar roney diya hoota,
Hum ne bhi koi pal ?MUHABBAT? ka ji lia hota,
Toot k bikhar jatay us k ?QADMON? main,
Uski sansoon ne mera ?NAAM? to liya hota

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo Khafa HueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo Khafa Hue Mehsoos Hua Tab, Jab Wo Juda Hue Karke Wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake Wo Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb Wo Bewafa HueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo Khafa Hue Mehsoos Hua Tab, Jab Wo Juda Hue Karke Wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake Wo Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb Wo Bewafa Hue

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue Mehsoos hua Tab, Jab wo Juda hue Karke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake wo Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hue

Kuch To Hy Tu Badal Gya Hy!

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY! . Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal sary Jwab sary Wo khushain sari Azab sary nsha tha jo wo utr giya hy, . KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thi Jo tujko pany ki justju thi Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi Jo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thi Jo teri sanson ki tazgi thi Jo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy . KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Miss You Sms Messages


Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Mujhay Gila To

GILA

mujhay gila to
us chand
se hai
jo hr roz
mujhay us ki yad me
be sakhta
ho kar
aansoo bahate daikhta
hai or us ko khabar bhi nahi karta



I Miss U D Most

Your soul touching mine
Your heart feeling mine
Your body caressing mine
Your thoughts in my head
Your love filling me totally
Surrounding me engulfing
My entire being in its warmth
Yes I m missing you
I Miss U D Most


Without Love,,,

Oye Mere Dost

Andhero Ke Ghost

Double Ande Ke Tost

Bhujhe Huye Lamppost

Flop Show Ke Host


I Miss U D Most

Without Love,,,

No Life
Without Love,,,
No Answer
Without Question???
No Rain
Without Cloud....
No Friendship
Without
"Y"
"O"
"U"...
MISS U DEAR 

Awaz Me Itna Asr Ho Jay

Kash


.*""*.*""*.
* DiL *
"*. Ki .*"
"* .*"
awaz me
itna asr Ho Jay,

k
Hum apko
Y?D
kren
aur
apko
khabar
Ho Jay,

/*I MIS U*/

Wen Daylight Turns 2a Darkened Hue

Wen Daylight Turns 2a Darkened Hue,

Da Lovely Stars R Hinting @ U,

Ur Heartbeats Tells U Sumthng True,

Dat Sum1 Sumwhere Is Missing U. 

Jin Raho Pe Ek Umar Tere Sath Raha Hoon

Jin raho pe ek umar tere sath raha hoon
Kuch roz se who raste sunsaan bohat hain
Mil jao k lot k phir aon na main shayed
Kamzor hoon main rah main tufan bohat hain
Ek tum he nhi meri judai main pareshan
Hum b to teri chahat main veran bohat hain
Ek tarq-e-wafa pe main usay kese bhula doon
Muj pea bi us k ehsan bohat hain



Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi

Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi,Zindagi Lagti hai Bejaan kabi Kabi,Samajh aye To Humein Bhi Batana K!!Que Karti Hain Yaddien Pareshan
.........Kabi Kabi.........



Naa Any Dun Gaa Kabi Ikhtalaf Kaa Pehloo!!!

Naa any dun gaa kabi ikhtalaf kaa pehloo!!!
Jo tuu kahay to main din koo ratt likh do !!!

Eid Sms Messages


Chaand Ki Pehli Dastak Pay

 .'
     *
  '-. _ _ .-'
Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,
"Chand Raat Mubarak" kehtay hain.

Eid Is The Combination

Look Outside Its so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you Trees Dancing for you Birds singing for you Because I requested them All to wish You ***EID MUBARAK***

Eid Is The Combination

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E Embrace with open heart I Inspire with impressive attitude D Distribute pleasure to all Eid Mubarak

Last Nite I Caught

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs*** I vl Give them 2 the PeOple whO r juSt so SpaRklingly Special . 2 Me.... * . . * / Catch it....it\'s 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day Eid Mubarak

EID AI TO KHAYAL AYA

EID AI TO KHAYAL AYA HAMAIN JANE KAB BICHRAY HUWE LOG MILAY JEE MAIN ATAY HAI ABHI TUM SE KAHAIN EID KA CHAND MUBARAK HO TUMHAIN HUM HAIN KHAMOSH HAMAIN DAR HAI YEHI LAB KHULAIN GAY TO PUKARAIN GAY TUMHAIN TUM KO DEKHAY HUWE SADIYAN BITI TUM SE KEHNA HAI YEHI AJJ HAMAIN MAANGNA BHOOL NA JANA HUM KO CHAND KO DEKH KAY GAR HATH OTHAIN!!!!

CHAND RAAT HAI

MAIN HON TERA KHAYAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI DIL DARD SE NIDHAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI ANKHON MAIN CHUBH GAIN TERI YAADON KI KIRCHIYAAN KAANDHON PE GHUM KI SHAAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI DIL TOR KAY KHAMOSH NAZARON KO KIA MILA? SHABNAM KA YE SAWAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAAT HAI HAR IK KALI NE OORH LIYA MATAMI LIBAAS HAR PHOOL PUR MALAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI CHALKA SA PAR RAHA HAI WASI WEHSHATON KA RANG HAR CHIZ PE ZAWAAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI

" Eid K Din "

" Eid K Din " Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya, Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya, jo Mere Dard ko Seenay mey Chupa Leta tha, Aaj Jab Dard Huwa to Bohat Yaad Aaya

Eid Ki Dua

" Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye " Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday, Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday, Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye, usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday, Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain, Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday, Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon, Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday, .DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!, us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday

Aaj Khuda Ki Hum

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada. Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK

SunHari DHUP

SunHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL ".*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.* "

Smile Sms Messages


24 SmileS

24 SmileS..

:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS

If U Worry Abt A Trouble It

If U Worry Abt A Trouble It
Becomes Double But When U Smile At It...
It Disapears Like A Bubble

So Always Smile At Ur Problem

S M I L E

S M I L E

It Is The Key That Fits

The Lock Of

Everybody's Heart.?

The Man Who Smiles

The Man Who Smiles

When Things Go Wrong

Has Thought Of Someone

To Blame It On

- Robert Bloch

Every Time You Smile At Someone,

Every time You Smile At Someone,

It Is An Action Of Love,

A Gift To That Person,

A Beautiful Thing.

No Smile Is More

No Smile Is

More Beautiful

Than The One

That Struggles

Through Tears

May Smile Be There In

May Smile Be There In
The World Forever!

Try To Make An Effort For The Same.
"A Smile Bring More Smiles

So Always Keep Smiling
To Spread Smile To Miles!" 

U Know What Is The Largest Word In English Language.

U know what is the largest word in english language.
"SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So
spread smiles everywhere

U Maybe Tired Of Many Greetings Like

U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on . . .

Now here's my simple fresh line

Can U smile 4 me once.:-)

Successful People Always

Successful People Always
Have 2 Things In Their Lips,
Smile & Silence.!
Keep Always
All The Best

Love Sms Messages


You Are So Special To Me

You are so special to me,
you’re my joy, my love, and my life.
Living without you will tear me apart
cause you make my life worth living

Miss You

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!


Hum Bhi Mohabbat Karke Gunehgar Ho Gaye

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye
pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye,

jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko,
hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.


If 10 People Care 4 U

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world..

Write The Bricks

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,
so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

When Time Comes For U

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart

Keep In Touch

Time will always fly,
but our love will never die.
Keep in touch and remeber me

Without Love -- Dayz Are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday.. so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Valentines Day SMS Messages


Valentines Day SMS

Find that guy that will pick up
every piece of your shattered heart
& put it back together;
Replacing it with a piece of his!!


Happy Valentines Day ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

Zardari Sms Messages


Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

Or kaha

.
...
.

.

.

.

"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P

Zardari Ko Joota Nahi Laga Tu

Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"

Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!

Asif Ali Zardari Nay Frmaya

Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

Zardari Says Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha

Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain

Zardari Joota Sms Funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Jab Tum Ko Fone Karo Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho



GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

Larki Ka Bap Larki Se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he. 
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

Jab Light Ho Out Of Control


Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......

Zardari Joota Sms Funny


Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Main Khubsorat Hoti Ja Rahi Hon


Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

Zinda Raha To Sub Ka

zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston


bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik shehzadi urra le gai shehzady ko